Out of pure boredom, and yet again the influence outside forces, here I am sending a PM to you for my usual reason of none at all. So right, with no real reason you would think it's sort of going to end here. Well, it's not, and why? Why indeed... erm.. Well, I'm in love... Yes, that's right. Love. Unexpected for me really considering the pointless age I've managed to drag myself to, but there you go... the target of my affection? Well, it's like this:

There I was, walking quietly around the park, swinging the lead, as I'm known to do on nothing days as this was. Anyway, there's this swing that as a girl I would frolic under as the big boys swung overhead... Anyway, I digress. There she was, swinging on this swing... I say swinging - it was more a drag as her arms being a full 6 metres long were scraping on the floor. Anyway (again), I walked over and asked if she wanted a push. She grunted what I assumed was a yes and gave her an almighty push... "Weeeeeeee", she screamed, as her body, and indeed all of her left the swing and landed in an ice-cream van killing both her and Mario the ice-cream man (who I later found out changed his name from Kevin in 1984 in homage to Donkey Kong).. An ambulance arrived and out walked the sexiest nurse I've ever seen. No wooden legs, no disabilities of any kind as I no longer class no arms as a disability... Anyway (yet again), she looked over at me and smiled her toothless smile and I smiled back... So, I'm dancing on air... albeit in prison, but I'm dancing... and when i get out she's mine, Oh yes... she said she would wait for me... Young love. Oh yes.

Ok. This is so late. My last entry was in the thick of a 24(min) hours period of crazy mayhem. So the title of blog should be:

THE TWEAK REMAINS THE SAME!!!

Ok so first things first. I don't do drugs.(they do me.. jeeze.) But no I don't do drugs at this point in my life. I'm living off the natural highs right now. Most of the feeling comes from my 5 1/2 month old daughter Emma. She'll be in a blog later for sure.... So um.. Back to drugs...

Any of you people out there that do or have done drugs at one point.... Question: Does it ever seem that with or without the drugs that shit stays the same?

I find myself up at every sunrise no matter what. One of my friends said today " I'm hella tired. I was up at 5:30 this morning." I was like "WTF.. Dude I was up at 5:30 .. I'm up everyday at that time." What the hell is that. At this point in my life it matters little what amount of sleep I get.  

So I was setting up a new entertainment center in the house right after the last blog ... At fucking 1am ... Total fucking tweaker shit.  So I guess I was tired in a funny, I can stay up forever cause I'm a mothafuckin Champ kinda way, and so was Chris. On top of that we needed to work early the next morning. After dusting the new entertainment center and the stuff that goes on it, he turns to me. He has a great idea to stay up.....

Snort Orange Glow... Yes  This is funny to me... Not only because I'm an old tweak... but because of all the shit in the house he could joke about fucking around with... He chose the safest thing in the household chemicals department... I've seen this one fool drink Orange glo on tv... right along with snorting Oxyclean.. You guys know that infomercial.. lol..

So after explaining that he had made a smart( but not tasty choice) He turns to me and says "It's pretty safe huh? .. Damn then it prolly wont get me high... " I thought that was so tweak it wasn't even funny... But therefore it is.. I hope you followed that. The things you say with no sleep remain near the same.. Even without drugs. that rocks.

IT CONTINUES (no drug talk here)

So I wanted to post something cool for you guys to try out once or twice a week. I'm going to make Daily soundtracks on days that Either Myself or Chris Or the both of us need commute all day. The reason I'm going to do this is because I did on the morning all this happened, and I felt great the rest of the day. I thought I should share the songlist with my buddys here so that my feel good soundtrack for Sept. 29 can be a soundtrack you use for any day after that. If you guys like any of the songs and can't find them I might post/host them for you .. barring any letter of disapproval from the artists or the RIAA (btw FUCK RIAA!! kthnx.) So the list of songs that made me feel good on this day was :

Please bear with the music on this list it has a few styles..

Jurassic 5 : What's Golden

ATB vs Paul Van Dyke : You know the random ass mix trhat floats over P2P progs... kinda lame fades.

50 cent feat. Little Kim : Magic Stick (cleaner dirty mix)

MTV Jackass : Party Boy Theme

Twista : Warm Embrace

Fabulous Feat. Tamia : So into you

Linkin Park : Faint

Xhibit : Mutiply

Twista Feat: Do or die : Emotions (slow remix)

Gigi Di^agnostico : Bla Bla Bla

Jurassic 5 : Improvize

Hope you like my soundtrack of da day... Peace   blog©of VoWeL{GB} foooooo...

 YAY it's my birthday YAY.. It really is.. Blog to follow..

So tonight after a few scrims that sucked,(or better yet stank) Avalanche and I took a trip to find food. It was 12:00 am. We first went to try to get some blasted  but since summer seems over to everyone else but us, they just up and close by midnight on weekdays. Thats some bullshit, leaving us hungry like that. Ok for those of you who don't know yet, we live in Morgan Hill.. Thats BFE even if you know and live in cali. But you know there is always two thingsyou can count on in BFE Safeway, and the old standby crap (thats right) Stupid fucking Jbox.

What is the deal with something you can hate so much but just keep doing. I want to breakdown some of those meals and search for Nicotine. I mean, what else other than cigs and crack keep you comming back so much.

So back to why I started writing this tonight.

We leave Taco Bell, contemplating what to do. Safe way and Jbox are near the same distance from us. We decide were lazy, and don't want to cook. Jbox it is. This is Ava btw.(night vision ownz chris). So as we continue our little trip, we get knocked back into our seats by the worste smell I have ever smelled. Im not kiding here (if it wasn't the worst, it was so close that I'll say it was the worst for years to come) It was bad. At this point we are still a block and a left turn WITH A LIGHT away from Jbox.

We keep going. Rolling the windows up just traps us with the smell. As we pull into Jbox the smell almost subsides while we are in the far end of the parking lot. Just as we think we are out of the woods........

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We get nailed again... I mean WTF? That putrid ass smell is permiating at the root of our choice late night eatery. It was as if all the sewers in the world had had a meeting and decided to lanch an all out sensory attack on Ava and I tonight. We knew as we went to order where the smell was comming from.

We knew turning the curve going to the first window it was getting worse.

We knew when we parked at the second window to pay we were right on top of it.

And just as the nice lady was about to take our money I want to scream. GO CHRIS.!!!! PLEASE GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON'T LET US STAY IN THIS STENCH ONE SECOND LONGER!

Just that moment though my stomach kicked in. It was like. "Hey fool, you aint leaving!" I tried to argue, but even if I could have won the argument(which I couldn't) I wouldn't have won in time to not lose the money Ava was paying to the chasier right at this second.

So we waited it out and got our food (nosmokes to cover the stench, I left those at home.. gg.) and to add insult to injury, even with the woindows up and the smell of the food, the smelled stayed with us nearly two blocks after we left.

So I guess the moral might be to just go to fucking sleep. If I wasn't up at 12:00am I would make late night runs to a closed Taco Bell, and ending up smelling the end of the world.

.... damn.. where did I put those fries?